Saaho - kill me now

I defy anyone to come up with a movie they have ever seen in any language that is worse than the flaming pile of dog poop that is Saaho. (Now on Netflix) Never seen a more plot-less, acting-less, editing-less piece of crap that supposedly cost 350 crores. At 2hr 51 mins, I now know what getting waterboarded at Guantanamo Bay must feel like. At least Indra Kumar (Masti series and Dhamaal series), Rohit Shetty (Golmaal series) and Anees Bazmee (Welcome series) are self-aware enough to know that they are making mindless entertainment. This one is so self-consciously trying to pass itself off as a sci-fi action thriller that it is unintentionally laugh out loud. It deserves a rating of square root of negative one.

December 15, 2019